Random guy: “I took you on a stupid date. I fe…

Random guy: “I took you on a stupid date. I fed you. Now it’s my turn to enjoy tonight, You owe me an orgasm. My balls are full. Empty them, now.”

Me: “Your ejaculation is my goal. And you can put that condom back in your wallet. You let me order anything I wanted. I owe you my bare pussy.”

Random guy: “I have to warn you, I don’t pull out of pussies when I cum.”

Me: “Good thing my college nickname was cum dumpster.”

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