Take her to a party where no one knows either of you. Roofie her and make sure every random dude in the house uses her bareback and empties his balls into her womb. In a few hours she’ll swim up through the foggy waters of drugged consciousness in a huge puddle of cum, hickies covering her neck, stomach, breasts and legs, the dried semen of a hundred anonymous men caked in her hair and a new bun in her oven. Around the same time, you’ll be back home making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich having a laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing. No need to feel any guilt my friend, because the whole point of Internet dating is to be able to do things like this with no consequences ??